Thank the heavens for satellite TV programming. Last night, while enjoying Game 2 of the World Series, the local station ran a ... GASP! ... political ad. I think this is the first one in this whole melee that I have actually enjoyed. I didn't hear a word of its content, because I was so awestruck by the magnificence of the candidate's name, however. Brothers and sisters, I give you:
Saxby Chambliss
I can only hope that he is an astounding and wondrous person, worthy of this fabulous moniker. I can't stop saying it: Saxby Chambliss. Saxby Chambliss. I mean, he could've been Saxby Smith or Harold Chambliss, but NO. His parents had to get greedy and bestow TWO names with pizzazz. I'm dying to know what his middle name is.
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Dude, his given first name is Clarence. I would choose the middle moniker if I were to go into politics as well. It sounds like a vaguely conservative southern cocktail, something made with rye and simple syrup.
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