
Of course, the 'other' harbinger of spring was spotted recently as well ... not quite as welcome as the pretty redwinged blackbirds, but certainly useful in their own gruesome, visceral way. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the few truly creepy, ugly birds on the planet: the turkey buzzard.

When several of these guys start circling in the sky, it's really ominous. A bunch of 'em circling overhead can only mean two things: they've zeroed in on something dead, or, you'd better work faster. :) They can throw big, dark shadows on the ground on a sunny day, and they look like the angel of death. (oooh, I just thought of a good ghost story: if you're outside and are unfortunate enough to step into the shadow of a turkey buzzard, your name will be next on his list! Yep, that one will make a campfire debut this summer ... mwa-haha!)
It's funny how many turkey buzzards have been protrayed in Disney animated movies. Usually they're slightly dopey, and they're ALWAYS the bad guys. Oh well, with a lumpy red head like that? They're easy prey ... heh.
Yikes. And I didn't even TRY on that one. Sincerest apologies.
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