Friday, March 13, 2009

You ain't got no alibi, you UGLI.




Even when I was a lil'un, I don't remember ever being much for calling the other kids names or teasing. I remember GETTING teased by the cool kid bullies, though, and not being a big fan of it. (sniff, sniff. poor me!) Ah, well. What doesn't kill you ...

... apparently makes you pick on things that can't defend themselves! An Ugli fruit?! Sure, it's not exactly the most attractive, still-life-worthy fruit on the planet. It doesn't have the symmetry of an orange, or the colorful appeal of a watermelon, or the tactile fuzz of a peach. But to actually NAME the fruit UGLI?! You know this one came from a kid who got hung in his locker one too many times.

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