For the record, I did NOT kick anyone, but I wanted to. Badly.
I'm driving to KC this morning, my neurons firing at only a couple of degrees north of comatose. (thank you, coffee) I get all the way into the city without incident, until I get downtown. Where I saw one of the most blatant displays of duality in recent memory. A woman driving a Prius (saving the environment, you know). Which, while being just about the most hideous-looking vehicles on the planet, I otherwise am agnostic about. However. If you're going to be so concerned about the air, the environment, the very, very greenness of it all ... why, then, would you also be smoking an air-and-lung-polluting cancer stick? It's like ordering a Big Mac and a Diet Coke, perhaps. One cancels out the other? Jeezy creezy.
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Maybe she's less concerned about her health than that of others.
Unless you count the dangers of secondhand smoking. In which case she's canceling herself out there.
For a moment I thought that you'd have seen her throwing something out the window. Like her cup of Diet Coke. Together with an old-school styrofoam Big Mac container.
I order Diet Coke with my McDonald's meal, smarttassss. I like how Diet Coke TASTES, though. There's no "weight loss" goal.
And I recycle, but have been known to occasionally smoke a ciggie... should I stop recycling? Because, you know, of the hypocrisy? :)
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